Santa Command

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "Hands down my favorite app !!!!"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "Great Implementation of Technology meets Entertainment. Bravo!"

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Santa Command is the only app where YOU boss the big man! (fyi: this is the *real* Santa, not a cartoon or animated widget thingy)

You are needed--desperately--to boldly take on the all-important responsibility of telling "the big guy" what to do. (Hey, when Mrs. Claus isnt around, someone has to pull the strings) Not only can Santa do the Jitterbug, fist bump, and speak Chinese.... he can also bust out some pretty serious jumping jacks. So be sure to tap the bottom right corner of the screen to access the "Hints" list, because Santa might just be dying to boogie down to the Chicken Dance, and, well, who woulda known?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "Kudos for making a GREAT GREAT app!"
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ "Santa Command is a blast! Its entertaining, damn funny, and intellectually challenging!"

LOTS OF EXTRAS:

Santa Command includes lots of cool "extras"…. like Magic Snowball, Reindeer Cam, and a lesson on how to make snow!

MASSIVE HINTS LIST:

Have you heard of Krav Maga? Santa has. (btw its the deadliest martial art in the world) Santa also knows how to Tango. And do the Robot. And hang ten. And throw a frisbee. Heres some really good news. The massive Hints list is currently Free. (that may change as it gets closer to Christmas) Just tap the bottom righthand corner of the screen to view all hints!

FART CONTROVERSY:

Tell Santa to do something inappropriate and he will indicate your naughtyness. ….But, what about bodily functions? …like flatulation? (thats a grown-up way to say "fart") While it may be considered "politically incorrect" for someone like the President, the Pope, or Santa to "cut a muffin", you just gotta consider the fact that Santa is a real human being, with real with bodily functions. (and also respect the fact that he eats a hell of a lotta bean burritos)

The final decision? In the name of the purity & goodness of All Things Christmas, we had to remove all things gross. Sorry. But WAIT. In the name of app coolness, we decided to put them back in again! But then, we removed them again. And then, we… wait, how did it end? To find out, youll just have to tell Santa to pull your finger.

THIS APP IS 100% GREEN

In the name of humanity (and for tax write-off reasons) this app is now "green". Tell Santa to "recycle" or "save the earth" and see for yourself.

DO YOU LOVE MAGIC?

After youve exhausted Santa, head over to Magic Snowball. Its a fun trick that you can learn to do in about 30 seconds. And if you just love magic (who doesnt?) then youll want to download our brand spankin new app called Street Magic 1: Levitations. (dont worry, its a free download) Starting today, you can begin learning the exciting hobby of street magic! You can use magic to become more popular at school, be the life of any party, or as an ice-breaker when meeting people at clubs. You can do magic at family get togethers, or use magic as a way to connect with small children. And best of all you can use magic to totally freak out your friends. (seach the app store for "street magic" and youll see the new app!)

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** THIS APP MAY GO TO $1.99 AS IT GETS CLOSER TO CHRISTMAS, SO DOWNLOAD NOW! **